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We can say that Sheldon Cooper - the main character of the series TBBT. He's incredibly smart, but like any genius, he has his own oddities.One of those oddities is his favorite spot and he does not allow anyone to sit on it
Sheldon: That is my spot. In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.
Leonard: Aw, screw the roommate agreement!
Sheldon: No, you don't screw the roommate agreement. The roommate agreement screws you.
He has a special schedule in food and pastimes.
Sheldon Cooper: But for the record, I only drink hot chocolate in months with an R in them.
Howard Wolowitz: Why?
Sheldon Cooper: What's life without whimsy.
Bazinga is branded a joke Sheldon.
Howard: That's a bazinga, right?
Sheldon: One of my best, don't you think?
Leonard Hofstadter is a very kind guy. It is not clear for what sins the fate sent him to the apartment Sheldon.
Leonard: Hey, excuse me, I'm looking for a Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
Asian Guy: Oh, so you're here about the room.
Leonard: Yeah!
Asian Guy: Run Away Dude.
Leonard: Wait, what?
Asian Guy: Run Fast, Run Far!
Asian Guy: Oh, so you're here about the room.
Leonard: Yeah!
Asian Guy: Run Away Dude.
Leonard: Wait, what?
Asian Guy: Run Fast, Run Far!
Although Leonard has many geeky interests and hobbies, he has been the most willing of the guys to try and socialize with people.
Leonard is known for his black-framed glasses, natural-colored jackets and hoodies, which he usually wears over superhero or physics t-shirts, and he typically wears low-cut black Converse All Star sneakers. Leonard: Is this the stuff you want me to try on?
Penny: No this is the stuff I want you to throw out. Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone.
Howard: You're kidding.
Raj: No. We are very wealthy. But the only difference is, we have more servants.
Leonard: More than this?
Raj: More than we can use. You see, in India, we don't make the mistake of letting our poor people have dreams.
Sheldon: And yet, you can't speak to women.
Raj: True, but thanks to it, I am able to stay in the same room with then without urinating.
Bernadette: Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you had a healthy lunch?
Howard: My mother calls me every day at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.
Unlike Leonard, Sheldon, Raj, Amy and Bernadette, Howard does not have a Ph.D., instead having a master's degree from MIT. Sheldon is often condescending and derisory towards Howard for his lack of a degree and about engineering in general.
Leonard: Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. The current Mrs. Wolowitz.
Penny: Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes. I'm a professional actress.
Leonard: You've had an acting job where you got paid?
Penny: That is not the definition of professional.
Leonard: Actually, it kind of - let's keep looking.
Penny's lack of education sets her apart from the guys and Amy and Bernadette, though she has street smarts which many of the others lack.
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Sheldon: Sheldor, back online.
Penny: What's AFK?
Sheldon: AFK. Away from keyboard.
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon: What does that stand for?
Penny: "Oh, I see"?
Sheldon: Yes, but what does it stand for?
Farvel
sincerely yours,
Darie
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